It doesn’t get any better than Martin Shkreli outlining prison survival advice for SBF lmao

SBF be like:

I lost it at "he should be listening to as much rap music as possible" ☠️☠️☠️

oh my god @inversebrah

SBF in prison:

@zerohedge Sam must “Pick up criminal culture” before going inside 😭. Pretty sure he’s already done that part.

My prison advice 1- don't clean your ass after pooing 2-develop a foul breath

He should watch "Get Hard" ASAP.

Also, a tat on the back of your head keeps you from getting shanked.

Shkreli is the GOAT

Thats rich coming from you…