It might be time to get your husband some help...

Imagine how pissed he would be if his wife failed to film the video for his social media.

Isnt performative worship explicitly forbidden in the Bible?

He also a film crew to record it for piety sake…. Just in case god missed the gesture.

“ Jesus derangement syndrome “

He should've called me to help him out with a hammer and nails. We could've made it more authentic.

Jesus would be so bummed to teleport down and see a big torture death device stuck on top of a big ass mountain. Dude would have PTSD for sure.

This is meaningless unless there were multiple people beating the shit out of him the entire time.

*panting* "how'd the video look babe?"

And they made a video and posted it online. Christian flexing is so predictably pathetic. Jesus warned against this. Matthew 6:5 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others

Performative males are peaking

Fuck I hate cross-fit, sooo demanding.

Yeah he's going to kill his entire family

He should have gone to a motel and handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked if he could put him up for the night

No crucifixion? I’m disappointed

Pffft! That's nothing. Nobody goes in for the self-induced stigmata anymore.

He's deeply closeted. They are the most performative Christians

Pretty thin cross buddy.

It would have been really cool if she filmed him nailing himself to it.

I feel like that cross is really pitiful. Aside from it being very clearly perfromative.

A better performance would involve nailgun nails through the hands and feet. I would applaud.

I prefer to donate to charity (as some decent verses in the Bible calls for) on my birthday - and I'm an atheist..

It doesn't look like it'd support his weight

Christian slenderman in the woods like "find my pages from the bible"

In the Synoptics Jesus doesnt carry his cross - it was Simon of Cyrene. Only in the later written gospel of John did he change that because that wasnt enough suffering so it was simply written in.

That'll earn him some valueless Jeebus points.

Beyond cringe, ick, all those feelings. This transparent, self serving act is so anti christ 😂

Does he think he’s Jesus or something?

I spent my 33rd birthday at Gladstones.

So was he a big fan of crucifixion or something?

Fingers crossed for pt 2.

What a retard