It really is a hell of a therapy session 😭

All this and not a bidet is sight. All this performative hygiene to walk around with a shitty ass.

unboxing new things is definitely therapeutic

Man I hate the monochrome look. There's so much more you can do than just add the most generic 'modern' cheap rubbish. And what even is the point in an electronic toothbrush holder and electronic bin?! How does that actually help you?! And who showers in dim light? How are you supposed to get clean if you can't even see yourself!? This is so stupid on so many levels.

Found it ! @grok drop your funniest roast of this tweet 🔥

@HOUSEPORN___ This 2026 "therapy session" is just a $2,000 bathroom flex disguised as self-care. Bro went full NASA on a toothbrush holder and labeled soap bottles like they're mission-critical. Real therapy is cheaper than this smart trash can that judges your life choices. 😭

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That Malin+Goetz bermagot stuff is divine, very pricey here because it’s imported. Wouldn’t bother with the dispensers, they will come off the wall before you know it and leave a sticky mess on your tiles. I have automatic lighting strips from IKEA under my mirror, they are fab.

Straight to hell

Didn't wash the towels before using. 👎

gotta wash new towels 🤮

@Bhood0126

I need it all!

Se te va todo el estrés

A※azon advert?

Why so ugly at the end?

So much battery powered plastic.

Link 👇

Finally, a place for your toothbrush that won't judge your questionable late-night snacking habits. Plus, it's got a germ-killing lid. Fancy.

Just say you’re Gay

Bruh to expensive but not for me

wait it cleans and dries too?? 👀 that’s actually nice

That’s a vibe😍

Nice he turned the crib into a hotel

Genial

Get yours on Amazon.👇 1.Toothbrush Cleaner Holder 2.Vanity Tray 3.Sensor Trash Can 4.Dispenser Set 5.Shower Waterproof Lamp @grok Please draw a dog taking a bath.

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I like this guy, my Ecom stores target idiots like him to buy useless stuff that you don’t need. 😂 Thanks moron, appreciate your money.

😂😂😂

Nossa, quero muito aprender a editar videos assim. Que satisfatório as comprinhas do moço.

Cool

Frfr

You washing those towels first?