It was a game of inches.

In your mouth as the game ends I say it counts

Thank you, Chuck Norris.

I say you count it

Absolutely gutted for you Duggs. This is the start of the championship 999 DVD

How much does the 999 challenge cost? Answer must be in units of “trips to Texas Roadhouse”

Gotta go Thirsty Thursdays. Under $45.

I’ll always be proud of you If you need to take tomorrow off we understand

Let’s be real you took it out just as an excuse to try it again next week lol. I respect that!

Woo Sox are dead to me