It’s 4 pm in 2006. You turn on cable tv

This is a certified Betty Crocker Bake n Fill cake pan moment

I was planning to make SO many cakes if I got this

Props to the ad team for using a different font for every adjective. Thats some seasoned pro shit.

It's 4 pm in 2008. You turn on Cartoon Network.

I would watch a 24/7 Twitch stream of these 2000’s-era infomercials. Others long for a return to the Roman empire, but this is what I want to go back to.

These things may just be the worst hairstyle trend of all time, like my brain can’t process it as anything but having a really weird headshape combined with a terrible wig ._.

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

Man I remember these ads but there's no way this shit was making money in 2006

Based on their target audience, I can't imagine the horrors their customer service team had to deal with