it’s a Christmas miracle! 🫃😳

@twinkstann A positive pregnancy test on a man is often indicative of testicular cancer. Hope that was fake

who is the chopped big one?

Will this be a virgin birth?

Yes but I have no friends so bad for me

Shouldn't the stick be covered in shit and cum?

The new boyfriend looks like the monster from the Goonies

Testicular cancer..

Practice 24/7

If a guy takes a pregnancy test and it comes out positive it’s a sign of cancer… just saying..

Omg you are into the omega series! That is awesome

Thought you were a top?

Oh dingo…

Might wanna check for a disease that effects your hCG hormone