It’s about time I did this… 🤷🏻‍♂️

Michael Jordan won 6 rings after shaving his head. Kobe won 2 more after shaving his. Now's your chance to hit masters David.

Why bro?

cut the beard too bc u definitely have not been sticking to your calorie deficit

why dont you accept the fact that noone likes you and start working a normal job

Is it true your wife plays tank for the neighbor while you play support?

now run my deadlock fade

when are u gonna stop streaming

Estrogens pretty good for hair loss

yo can we make a movie?

why don't you lose some weight

Welcome to the club homie

eternus run incoming

shhh...

do you have an humiliation kink

Lookin fresh bro

shaving for nettspend

It’s done with conviction!

u and baldsigh should duo some time

Looking good

invest in a nice sun hat if you live somewhere sunny

I've done this since I first noticed thinning hair when I was 19. Just doing a quick one over each morning is so much easier to deal with. Just be careful in the sun

david if u get jacked youll look like kratos

the hair doesn’t influence the appearance as much as you may think

I'm just scrolling through the TL and noticed you're wearing the same shirt I am rn LMAO

Now let’s get on the bench press brother you will feel so much butter

about fucking time.