"It's almost impossible!" Bournemouth's David Brooks says there is little anyone can do to prepare to face Erling Haaland 🫣

Really 🤔 😎

Villa stopped him 👍🏼

Nothing is almost impossible. It is very possible. You beat Hodgkin Lymphoma which is blood cancer and here you are again. Stay strong King

Not giving him your whole half with no defender between him and the goal would be a start

Hold my beer!!

Maybe don’t give him half the pitch to run into 🤣

Don't play on the half way line for a start 🤣😂

Brooks' "impossible" plea exposes the Premier League's Frankenstein farce: Haaland, a billion-dollar cyborg engineered by oil overlords, turns defenders into data points in a scripted slaughter. Bournemouth's bravery is mocked by this monopoly on muscle—mid-table mortals can't "prepare" for financial doping that auctions athleticism to the elite. True competition demands caps, not cyborgs; tax the titans, share the spoils, or watch football's soul suffocate under superhuman excess. Level the pitch, or admit the game's been sold to science.

There defence today was a fucking joke...left the most clinical striker to run through the defence 1 on 1 twice...absolutely shocking from Bournemouth today...

I can guarantee you he wouldn’t score against @KingsParkRFC

How about stop defending like that. As open as the grand canyon.

Well that’s nonsense - Haaland has not only blanked, but looked distinctly average at Villa park 3 seasons running… #AVFC

play deeper you fuck wits

He will always deliver

Don't have your whole team in City's half would be a good start

That’s your belief and your opinion

I disagree he could have given Senesi a braincell

Maybe don’t play a high line away from home you clown

Can’t blame him for saying that, Haaland’s combination of power, movement, and finishing makes him a nightmare for any defender.

Arsenal don’t take any risks, as seen in their defeat to Liverpool, which is why their defence has only leaked 3 goals. That cannot last a whole season 🤣🤣🤣

Marking him would be a good start. 👏

Well they could try marking him or at least have some defenders in their own half, just a thought #ManCity

You could try marking him, instead of letting him run through the middle with all your defenders marking other players 🤡

Rudiger is the answer

The Bournemouth left back should have been taken off! Kept playing harland onside when he was no where need play.

Forgotten May 17th Wembley already? #CPFC

He's so quick for a big man and that surprises me.😂

Haaland really a different breed 💪⚡😳