It’s Christmas Eve Eve!!

Hey buddy. Say something funny, or put the phone down.

this song is so relaxing

What flavor $ZYN do you have in right now?

It was always the @TerribleTailgat Bert come shotgun or bong a beer with the best tailgate in tahn!!

its tomorrow

Merry Christmas you fat racist dog fucker! 🎄

You know what that means..

Merry Christmas Bert!

Partying at Panama Beach!! Florida > Brother Bert can you make a call and see if @goosetheband wants to have Goosemas anywhere in the Sunshine State in 2025. Life is good!! No bad days! @WTEDradio_ @AATGoosePod

I'm going to mow my lawn for 3 days in a row to celebrate alongside you Bert.