Its clearly your fault that I'm flat.

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…But you sculpted that model with your own hands 🤔

Has the power of kingship gone to your head (bucket? crown?) my lord?

I shall accept the blame for that, for it means I have contributed towards perfection!

I will not take credit for that, but I will bask in its glory.

It’s ok Nitty, a crock pot is just a little slow to boil.

Wose beyond her years 💚🐊💚

Madame Nil, there appears to be a well worn bucket on your head, perhaps you misplaced the crown

Who listens to her wisdom's die by her wisdom's. Or something 😅

My liege was very wise and merciful

My lady, while thy wisdom is legendary, I think thine accusation is misplaced, for your humble servants cannot have had anything to do with thine growth, and therefore cannot be blamed for thine Grace’s small size in many departments

But flat is justice 😭

The peakest of streams!

The Bucket Queen hath spoken!

But does a watched pot boil while you're building Rome in a day?

Nitty is perfect just the way she is!😤

Wose beyond her years

"A watched pot never boils" unironically goes hard 🗣️🗣️ 🐊🐊🔥🔥

You’re welcome for blessing you

A watched thot never toils?

Time to get the sakana beam focused on you next? Increase the umdernitty

She’s perfect my lord🤭💚

Flat dog blues

Oh Lady Nitty don't be concerned by that bc, as the World is flat, and Lady Nitty is flat, that means Lady Nitty is our World