‘It’s door dash, I have a delivery’

The OP that went with the clip

Isn’t that like illegal?

We have robbers claiming to be police as they kick in doors and police claiming to be door dash. Sounds outrageous until you remember we have men claiming to be women and we are expected to play along.

"Oh, did I accidentally order food and fail to track it on my app? That is sooooo me!"

@HarmlessYardDog door dash leaves stuff on the stoop or outside the door. NEVER invite the police into your home

That's how cops get shot! If they would have rushed the door and the resident started shooting the cops would be in the wrong.

Repeal the 19th tbh

>sends the men in to check

@HarmlessYardDog And thats how police get hurt…

A Venn diagram with the intersection of "Women" and "Police" labeled "Lying"