It’s genuinely the most douchey hipster game ever made.

Meta and fourth wall breaking, especially in the modern era, will always come off as lazy hack writing for the most lower lifeforms.

Why is she suddenly breaking into a "Patrick Bateman about to murder Paul Allen"-style monologue lmao

This game gets worse and worse the more I see

Might be the most unintentionally hilarious game of all time.

One of my favorite songs and they used it in a woke game from hell destroying my teenage years. Thanks, I hate it.

its giving the ad reads from the Truman Show only difference is, I loved The Truman Show 😆

I didn't know it was this bad. I know the plopping tongue scene was bad, but not this... As a millennial, a 90s kid, I feel compelled to apologize to the culture for this...

Here is a much better use of the song.

I am not even playing and I got violently angry at that pull away and pretentious explanation.

The funny thing is the 1986 Transformers Movie (which the Touch by Stan Bush was made for) wasn't a full blown cult hit until the DVD age. It was known more by weebs and other nerd groups into animation.

The fact that they had the money to license a song while a brand SYNONAMOUS with it can't even afford to use most of the time

But can someone please explain to me already, why are they modeling the MC after Patric Bateman?

Zoomer's bad impression of how people in the 90's acted.

Patrick Bateman explaining hip to be square but for every song

DID THEY RUIN THE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS SONG?!?!

Blah blah banger blah blah take this otherwise average horror movie

The fact that a v-tuber thinks something is corny and ridiculous is sad as fuck lmao

wow a home run lets have a tism attack about this song now

Who the fuck wrote this crap!?

In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". It's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Didn't think anyone could ruin the touch but here we are . Also im sure like everyone knows the song no need to explain it and ruin the moment

Oh so this is how I found out that The Touch wasn’t originally written and performed by Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothschild

The game studio was made by the daughter of one of the richest men on earth, this "game" was basically produced by a nepo baby with unlimited daddys money who bought all the music and also bought the positive reviews for it

"Hey, could you go to reddit and find every dog shit reference to the 90s you can find? I'm making a video game"

Millennialslop writing needs to be stopped

Genuinely how the fuck do you ruin “The Touch”? Who the hell allowed to use it in the first place?

Someone has got to hold a gun right behind her, cuz there’s no way she’s playing this shit for THIS long

imagine watching end of evangelion and shinji comes on screen and goes "This is kom susser tod, its about totally wanting to die, its the cheese."

I want to only associate that song with Transformers and Optimus Prime, thank you

Playing a game called Mix Tape and not caring about the music aspect and thinking it's dumb is kind of cringe.

Absolutely bizarre and eerie that this game got good reviews the way it did. What the hell was that trash?

I recently learned that the Australian government used taxpayer dollars to make this game. If I were Australian, I'd be FAHKIN FYUUUUMIN!

Imagine if in Guardians of the galaxy, Star lord stopped time to say the name of the song playing on the background and explaining his feelings about it