IT’S GONNA BE A SIDE SPRING AND SUMMER

sex pests in the replies acting high and mighty. rotted minds cannot process that being gay isn’t just abt anal penetration

sides threw the first brick at stonewall

I was just going to tweet how I feel like a side 😭

ya’ll are soooooooo boring. douche girl it’s not that hard

Being a side is a mark of cowardice

@homosexualmouse your limited scope of sex is boring. i still get veryyyyy kinky and have so much fun doing so, i love my sex life!! if you can’t find satisfaction without penetrating then i fear you just don’t know good foreplay

ykw far be it from me to argue with a cute twink

@homosexualmouse @jimmysoldout This doesn’t even make any sense, and it’s not an argument if you lost in the first second??? I’m not sure how someone is a “coward” if you don’t top or bottom. I fear you have toxic masculinity and you need to find peace with yourself. Who hurt you?

@jimmysoldout I fear you're taking me far too seriously

ONG, I think this is rhe first time someone has described how I feel towards sex! Damn I'm a side.

You shortening it to penetrashe is killing me

Spill bestie 💯 Sex is whatever you want it to be! And these dating apps have us rotted

The people in this comment section actively choosing to ignore your point 🙄🙄🙄🙄

clearly their sex life just sucks if they feel hit by me simply expressing how much i love being a side and how great the sex has been, cuz in the video i literally advocate for you to do whatever ur most comfortable with, including if that means penetration like yassss do that!!

“how do you know you’re a side if you haven’t tried it?” how do you know you don’t like girls? QUICKLY!! like it’s not that hard to grasp 😭😭😭

You sound stupid dear. Sexual compatibility is real. Tops and bttms discourse is legitimate. Why date someone who is not compatible with you and then one or the other cheat on each other because no one wants to take or give dick. You are just scared let’s just say that dear

you know sides are better too since they understand their sexuality more on average

Yeah, he’s a bottom.

No like me asf. I just don’t feel like prepping myself for anyone I ain’t dating lol. Too many flakes nowadays

Who is actually fucking with sides in 2026

Arent we all sides to an extent? I loved men way before even the idea of penetration

oh exactly it feels so good to be seen THANK YOU

right. not opening my legs for these randos. gotta lock it down for that. 🔒

A lot of people talking shit but he’s stating facts. Thanks for this

‘sides’ will never be “in.” Who sucks d*ck without sitting on it after? Weirdos wanna be different sooo bad

wait spilllll highkey

Honestly the effort it takes to douche, I’m becoming more of a side 🤣

I’m happy to see most of the comments pass the vibe check. Some of yall are just rotted but that’s to be expected.

Have you tried trying to talk a little bit more masculine?

PREAAAAACHHHHH my husband and i are sides, no top/bottom politics either. it’s peaceful ☺️

Valid I felt that

perioddddd let's wake that up

Absolutely not

LETS NORMALIZE THIS!!!

I found my people

Dude, how much coke have you snorted? You're not getting laid because you're a side? You're not getting laid because you are super fucking annoying.

sides:

no sides are OUT