It’s just that easy, folks…

"The problem is that you took self-defense advice from some fat lady on Youtube and well, here we are."

this one is truly a vibe

I've wasted so much time worrying about situational awareness and minimising risk. Gentle nudging was the answer the whole time. Oh well.

Who would have thought it was so sinple?

@Castlegirl27 .

excellent instruction for getting your head blown off

Yes, always take self-defense advice from an out of shape woman. "You go first dear, I've got your back."

Just do what they say and stop trying to be Gina Carano

Definitely do what she did, at a minimum lol

It's fuckin Jason Bourne inna wig