Its like they do it intentionally

They do - it's called passive aggression.

They know exactly what they're doing! 🤨

Every single female I've been with did this shit!

Using my phone for light in the morning and trying not to make noise. Now that I’m retired do you think she does the same when she has to work? 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

They can't help themselves. If they are awake,you should be paying attention to them(their thoughts, not mine).

Clanking dishes in the morning

They definitely do it on purpose.

Every morning

As a married man this is 💯 correct

To be honest, it being done intentionally would be better than if she just *actually* has no consideration for you whatsoever 😭😭

I swear I thought it was just me and my missus and now I learn its a much larger problem

100% My mother used to vacuum the hall right out front of my room if I had the audacity to sleep past 7am And both my first wife and second like slamming doors and cupboards while talking loudly It’s like a man sleeping physically causes them pain

I live this!

Fact.

So true!

True that 🤨

You damn right it’s intentional

@CNewhampshire Truth

They do.

If I wake her she will likely start talking and I will be late unless I have factored in a suitable allowance. Waking me up is more about her getting some morning coffee. 😂

Marriage!

Cuz they do.

Yep

As a polygamous man, I do not experience such

An Universal Law.

Those are some of the gayest little socks ive ever seen…

Absolutely

🤣🤣🤣

Yup

Amoral trash.

Very funny. I seem to be in the minority that my wife does try and be quiet in the morning.