It's like you don't even know the sacred texts

Omg did u make this

I speak for EVERYONE when I say TS (this) version is way better

"sacred texts" THIS WAS TWO YEARS AGO

I eat like a four star general (subway, domino's, and mcdonalds)

THERE'S A MCDONALD'S IN THE PENTAGON

Such a banger

national security runs on big macs and nobody even questions it.

Best thing to come out of this song

ah yes, i can already feel the mid 2000s sports/skateboarding game this track is theoretically in alongside the other vaugely ska-esque music that had a brief resurgence in the early 2000s

first time hearing this since it first went viral. very delightful i hope this becomes one of those old beloved internet videos like jib jab This Land

Wait… I just realized… it’s called the pentagon… because the building is shaped like a pentagon…

nonbinary humor

video made by 27 year olds for 27 year olds

i like how this sounds exactly like a phineas and ferb song

Wait, if we can drop a burger king any where in the world in 24 hours why the fuck do they choose to eat at a mcdonalds in the pentagon?

Was that last scene supposed to be…

They just screenshotted part of the video near the beginning lel

Fun fact: the OP of this had the end of this video copyrighted and sound removed strictly so “bitch you hit the pentagon” wasn’t audible. Mind you the entire song was an original composition they still had it gone for a while. Now think critically here… why would they do that?

@DekuYiffsSquids @sillystu4u did an amazing job.

The most interesting sitcom to never exist

That song is genuine dogshit, I would prefer hearing the sounds of a monkey ripping off a steel door than listen to this

Its been years…

the rhymes here are so cute i love it

Features on this track are crazy. Parappa and The Bob?

I ate at the subway in the pentagon 18 or so years ago when it was actually good. Not a bad experience.

People hated on this video for some reason and like idk why Do people just not like good music anymore??? Does everything have to be like epstein diddy phonk for your enjoyment or what???

gloves so thin and transparent, I thought the worker was touching those patties with bare hands

my personal favourite

Don't forget the Guantanamo Bay one, which is supposed to be far better than normal ones!