It’s not „iPhone“ in german… We say:

No the fuck we don’t

We say HANDY YOU LYING WEIRDO

Why you doing all that

I can tell everyone - FAKE NEWS We are not that retarded -.-

can you shut the fuck up or speak normally

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One of our German engineers was visiting the US once. while we were at the bar we were joking around and I showed him the "krankenhaus" meme His response was "but it makes sense. It's literally 'sick house'"

Nobody says, "I bought a new PlayStation game". PlayStation has no games.

can you shut the fuck up we dont fucking talk like this

Object name: ❌ Object's composition, how it's made, of what and what it do: ✅

Restaurant zur goldener Möwe 🌚

This is the most annoying thing ive ever listened too.

this video was the hardest watch of my life

What the fuck is this anime accent

So many words to remember

Sybau✌️😭🥀🥀

Hilarious how the stereotype is that germans don't have a sense of humor and all the germans in the comments saying how wrong she is. You guys are definitely not beating the allegations.

I dunno seems pretty easy to learn, basically look at the device and describe it in detail rather then just calling it by the device. I am going to guess CD Player would be something like "Optical Electronic Device for Sound Production via Physical Laser Discal Modules"

halt doch die fresse junge kein bastard sagt das

why do you move so much

No we don't nigga

non-German hearing this

How can a people renowned for technical efficiency be so verbally inefficient?

Theres no way this is a real language 😂😂😂

Fact check troof

I’d call caps but.. I studied german for a little while and yeah.. It’s scary. 👀

Slight fact check. Non German people don't say "Damn I bought a new Playstation game" because the Playstation has no games. I hope this clears things up.