It's that simple

Yup, the key for a successful relationship is to keep your man's balls empty, and his stomach full It really is that simple

Yup. Simplest thing ever but most women fumble it

Feeding me with the same hand you fed the dog? Crazy

Cracked the fucking code.

That popcorn was slightly soggy from dog spit

Hey this is meeeee

A rare breed. Bro won the lottery

What is with zoomers a mustaches?

They can't grow full beard

It don’t matter. If he wants to cheat, he will.

It's even simpler. Just don't be a cunt.

Look at her eyes, and how does he know she won't cheat on him !

Look at all the "playing video games is a turn-off" ah 304s in the comment section.

Oh, that girl already has a ring or has one incoming. No dude let’s a girl like that walk out the house unspoken for.

The least you could do is credit the person you're stealing content from.

ATTA girl

@BrittyKittielol You know you made it when people are reposting your content 💜

Hell yeah. Just the fact that she'd show interest in my gaming and also want to participate? That'd be MASSIVE and get me hooked.

Dude is busy playing a 25 year old game. He doesn't have any other options

Jebani obrzydliwi kurwa psiarze, ta sama ręką wkłada popcorn do gęby chłopu i psu co przed chwilą wylizywał sobie jaja i odbyt i żarł gówna na spacerze.

She gets it.

"I want to live that dream mr Pool"

He won a jackpot

She's a catch.

I mean you missed the part where she keeps his balls drained, but ok

Solid argument.

Also, I am thinking she takes it in the a$$.

Dude this guy plays WOW, ain’t he got time to do anything else other than raids.

@nomadicmarc

Mtf eating from the same hand that’s going in the dogs mouth yt ppl

Nah, fill his stomach and empty his balls.

My wife is sexy and gives me bjs while shoot bitches on cod.

Freddy Mercury is still alive!?!?!?