It's that time again! jim maxwell is after your cricket limericks - or a limercrick if you will! #BBCCricket #Ashes

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@jimmaxcricket A debutant bowler named Tongue, Got Smith twice even though he was young, His smile got larger, When he got Kawaja, And Warner twice probably stung.

@jimmaxcricket Facing bowling that’s short-pitched and fast, The English are getting outclassed. While the bazballers swiped, Getting caught left and right, The Aussies just let it go past.

@jimmaxcricket With bouncers the crowd got bored Taking wickets with no-balls is flawed. The Aussies are great Fleet St the Poms will berate Test crickets future assured???

@jimmaxcricket A footballer will bring along a WAG, Fast bowlers speed in like a Jag, But these huffers and puffers, Are not as good as our Tuffers, Who bowls them out whilst smoking a fag. Dave Beveridge in the beautiful valleys of South Wales.

@jimmaxcricket There once was a Kiwi called Barrie Whose team were as happy as Larry Until the short ball Caused all their wickets to fall And they couldn’t do the same to Carey

@jimmaxcricket There's an English bowler called Broad Bowled bouncers at those from abroad He didn't take the new ball And no wickets did fall And the commentators got bored

@jimmaxcricket Three wooden figures Stand twenty-two yards away Duke will make them fall (Haikus are better than limericks)

@jimmaxcricket There once was a game of test cricket Where for a long time there was no wicket The bouncers did come Which was pretty dumb And the batsman all said just duck it!