it’s the best time to be short

“You should hop out of the dumpster” - @NateMeeker1, @Bigmackhubbell

girls like it when you're immortal

Went into this thinking it was about the stock market, stayed for the human coal mine data, lol!

important psa thank you Dan

ofc sir

I lost my mind at human coal mine. this was brilliant as ever, gent.

"Or a little boy who is immortal...incredible."

The “Hello, women” right out of the gate/dumpster is amazing (I’m 5’6”)

🤣🤣 "Quit looking elsewhere, and look down"

Love a good malthusian self-promotion