Its time for Wake Up Barstool. Puttin on cologne Jameis style

In the movie "Unbreakable", Bruce Willis acts more injured than he is and uses that to get out of playing football. His nemesis Samuel L Jackson on the other hand, suffers 94 fractures in 56 years. @PFTCommenter is correct to rather be a Bears fan rn. Bruce Willis > Sam Jackson. @wakeupbarstool @TBob53 @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyMeme @PardonMyTake #askwub

@wakeupbarstool As long as you don’t ride in @Uber James’s style. @Jaboowins you’re a creep fuck like @deshaunwatson but with a better marketing team. #allegedly

@wakeupbarstool Qb1

@wakeupbarstool Jameis turning a simple pregame routine into a full character entrance is exactly on brand.

@wakeupbarstool Still think rodgers tearing his Achilles is funny? But when cheerleader build dart gets hurt you feel bad for the douche bag giant fans. Just shitting on the jets to kiss ass with your bosses

@wakeupbarstool I just know that strong as shit

@wakeupbarstool They can smell him all the way in Gary

@wakeupbarstool @BarstoolBigCat Does anyone drop news like @RapSheet ?…I don’t think so 🫡

@wakeupbarstool Smell good,, you look good