It's time to admit we are a failed state.

Boil a kettle

We're Flying out now

I would have been throwing things at them, hot oil and stuff.

Arm households

@sarahisitme I’d have let my two Big dogs out, they’d need more than hammers lol

Is it time for citizens to arm themselves? The Government and police no longer protect us

Boiling water out the window

Throw boiling oil on them.

Why isn't the kettle boiling. I'd douse the fuckers in boiling hot water.

I love how the main British response is, “put on a kettle!” 😂