It’s time to break up Apple’s smartphone monopoly. Also, c’mon, let’s stop leaving green text people out of the group chats. It’s just not right.

@Apple Smartphone monopoly? Last I checked there were dozens, if not more, smartphones... Perhaps you're being left out of group chats because nobody likes you?

@Apple This is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really dumb

@Apple Well this is awkward……

@Apple Time to hold politicians accountable for kickbacks, kind of like getting paid $400k to teach one class. Do you even show up? Hypocrite

@Apple I thought this was a parody account. Shockingly, you’re serious.

@Apple Since when does Apple have a monopoly on text messaging?

@Apple Please shut the fuck up and do something worthwhile for once in your fucking life.

You know what else ruins relationships? You defaming a child. And you still have that lie of a tweet up. Can't delete your most popular tweet, can you. Even if it was a malicious lie... You are an awful person. But I think you know that already.

@Apple Why do you think you need to have any say at all over this? Change your name to Karen.

@Apple Mam we’re on the brink of global war and you’re on the internet going Karen over group chat inclusiveness.