It's your fault that I microwaved tinfoil

He voted for Trump. I am certain.

Did he just get his first microwave ever that day 👀👀👀

Managed to make it through his life without running across one that very day

See, I’m peaceful until you try to or put hands on me. Then I’m no longer responsible for my actions.

All bets are off

I’d have felt a little bad for having to drop that old man

Those confederate civil war vets haven’t caught on to microwaves yet.

Have him charged with assault.

My employment there would end that day. So would that gentleman's ability to urinate while standing up. 🤨😡