I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes

Gonna use this ass an opportunity to plug my art - hi I’m Jamie and I’m currently a tattoo apprentice in Denver, Colorado. I have an online shop here :-)

But NOT cheese and milk

this is cinema

"if someone were here I would engage them in conversation" FUCKING LMFAOO

why did i jump at the end oml

A r301 with no light mag u didn’t stand a chance lmaooo

This should be studied in film class

I'm the boss character in this situation. "Oh, so Jeremy's sleeping. That means it's 'play with roommate" time!"

why did i scream??

this has me in tears