I've heard of sticky fingers but this is something else

He's popular with the ladies

This changes the meaning of “two in the pink, one in the stink”

One scalpel would fix that

Couldn’t communicate with a Vulcan if he tried 🖖

Is he married?....what?.....just asking....

Used to do that with super glue as a kid 🙈

His wife…

Twenty minutes with him behind the trolley park at GOF Cash and Carry in Barking wouldn't be a bad idea.

🤣🤣🤣🤘

✂️

Dude was born as the shocker.

Chernobyl

😳

I cant be the only one thinking it right?

Scalpel!

How many would go in the pink and stink?

I would be so bummed to not be able to give a proper bird to anyone who passes me off. 😉

Both hands.

LOOKS LIKE SULLY ERNA FROM GODSMACK SANS FACIAL HAIR.

Simple surgery can correct that but no surgery can correct the lack of hygiene of not cutting your nails

Looks like the only thing that’s sticking around is the evidence, not the guilt.

Limits which two go in the pink and eliminates 40% of options for the stink

Get that separated what the heck

1 in the pink, 2 in the stink 😂

SEMEN ADHESION...HAD MINE FIXED IN MY THIRTIES.

Must be tough to bowl.

Bro was born to deadlift

“Two in the pink” final boss.

My new puppy has the same thing her mom bit off her two middle toes on her front paw during whelping.

He must have a happy girlfriend

His girlfriend must love him 👀

No Live Long and prosper with that hand