IVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO AUSTRALIAN

That’s not a green tree snake. It’s a vindscreen viper.

This dude is such a twat. “There’s nowhere to pull over.” Dude is literally a fucking pansy. There’s a breakdown lane for a reason.

An Australian dad teaching his daughter how to get a snake out of the house

“stop mate i’m fucking dizzy”

I feel bad for the little fella :( Green Tree Snakes are like little puppies - completely harmless! I’ve got one at home that ties to “play” with my garden hose

@OMGTheMess As an Aussie, this bloke is an embarrassment

Australia really feels like Jurassic Park sometimes 😅 Wild, loud, and full of surprises

That snake is a nothing stick compared to the others in Australia

Well, don't leave us hangin'. Where'd the bloody snake go?

So.. if it was inside the car, you still wouldn’t have place to pull over ? Switch on Hazard lights, move over to the side , and let it go. 🤷‍♂️

The only menace here is that swearing yobbo. Feel sorry for his child and the snake.

“There’s no way to fucking pull over” 🤣🤣🤣

For fuck sake mate.. where the fuck is part two, I need to know if it fucking died 😆

"heeeeelpp meee"

It’s crazy how most everyone in Australia just casually swears in front of children

Why didn't he just fucking stop and leave it to go on its way. It's a tree snake FFS. Totally harmless. The poor little thing was tortured and scared shitless. Some people are just cunts.

Wusses. Green tree snakes are not venomous, & one that small isn't going to harm an adult. He could've just pulled over & flicked it off.

They're idiots they passed numerous places they could pull over

Does Australia speaks British? Cos this couple sounds so British

I have *had* it with this motherfucking *snake* on this motherfucking *car*! Everybody strap in!

This exact thing happened to me once. Driving on an open road and a tree snake just landed on the bonnet out of nowhere and I couldn't pull over anywhere immediately and it wouldn't slither or jump off either. Found a spot to pull over and used my flip flops to gently nudge it off the car before it had any chance of going back inside the car, and it worked. Was absolutely mental 😂

@OMGTheMess This is on the Bruce Highway Sunshine Coast. I recognise that part of it cause I’ve drove it many times.

@BevJohnst Miles of hard shoulder: “there’s nowhere to pull over” 🤦‍♀️

Im Australian and that language around the kid is 100% unaustralian. Never swear around women and children. Obviously.

All I'm seeing and hearing is some twerp that makes all manner of excuses because he decides he cannot pull over the damned car - what a jerk!

The most Australian thing about this isn't even the snake—it's the fact that he's more annoyed about his visibility than the venomous-looking passenger.

not fk'n likely mate. he's a right bloody cunt for not pulling over. and his waste of a dad needs a good kick up the coit for raising such a f'n weak cunt.

The Aussie windscreen wiper 🤣

Lmao🤣🤣 The poor snake had a severe headache from all the shaking

mate that roo just yeeted itself 💀

Almost the entire time they could have pulled over. There has never been more shoulder on a road. Also. This is a harmless snake.

Lolz I swear we don’t all say oh mate like that every two seconds

That guy was determined to drive to brisbane and not stop. He missed like 20 locations to stop.