I've never seen a player this good in a single game

never seen a knee slide so perfect

haaland after scoring a goal

I saw him play for the first time last Sunday and I’m a big fan now. This guy is extraordinary. He is a beast, He is one of the best strikers ever!! …

By my count: 5 goals, 2 exquisite knee slides

He sored 5 goals X 3 games???🤯

Those Headers and slides🔥🔥 Haaland showing who he is

Erling Braut Haaland is NOT NORMAL

we want this performance against England 😭 he should perform against them he dominated them all these years

It's the way he jumps and just hangs in the air for like 2 minutes for me

The definition of right place, right time.

the keeper & players were stunned AGAIN AND AGAIN I feel so sorry😭😭😭

he's effortlessly good

Pep subbed him off after his 5th goal to protect Messi's 6 goals in 1 game record with the way he was playing, I think he wouldve gotten more.

I saw him last week on X and now I like soccer

Nevermind the goals, those slides were 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Another nice one:

in a single season aswell

He will be the greatest striker of all time

Lewa’s 5 was way more impressive

The guy is good enjoying his fortune

Ronaldo had a lot of such matches

Pep really didn’t have to sub him out. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Size speed and athleticism doesn’t matter in Soccer though

Crazy good.

Haaland doesn't score goals, he wills them into existence

How many goals did he score this game?

The red collar hit different.

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