Jack is literally me

Then she tried to kill him right?

Thats the moral of the story

Jack was, at that time, unaware that his swag was on and was confused why a hot lady was hitting on him so hard.

Charisma: 3 Speech - 1 Rizz - 0 Longsword - 117

Jack Gosling

He's playing it safe... I mean, we all remember what happened last time he trusted a "Lady" that showed out of nowhere. He gotta play it safe...

Doesn't she try to kill him shortly after?

Damn, aku really could pick em

Ur a Pajama wearing, Basket-face, Slipper wielding, clype deep bachle, gather uping blate maw, blethering gomeril Jessie, Oaf-lookin’ schtooner, Nyaff plookie shan, Milk-drinking Soy-face shilpit, Mim-moothed, sniveling worm-eyed hotten blaugh, vile stoochie, cally-breek tattie

I have reached the point of socially awkward that i will think anyone who wants to start a conversation with me is asking me to do something for them or trying to kill me.