Jarren Duran

Accurate except that Jarren’s never seen a pitch worth keeping the bat on his shoulder

You guys are weird. Actively hating a dude playing for your favorite team is weird.

Jarren’s literally got on base the last three 9th innings

Im crying

im in actual tears 😂😂😂

💰 $7.7M/year = about $21,100 per day over a 365-day year. Either way he wins! 😂

Stfu

Off his foot and out of bounds!

this is the whole mariners offense

We can only hope

@Maycotte7