Jasmine Crockett says she’s single for life.

Humanity will be better of because of it.

Lol she'll get married to some white dude in like 5 years.

What she means is, no man would put up with her.

All men dodged a bullet with that one...

Shocking who wouldn’t want a bitter, race-baiting loudmouth as a partner?

Current mood: sipping my swiftea and reliving every album. 💁‍♀️☕ Perfect gift for Swifties who want to feel the vibes of every Taylor era with every sip!✨ Get it now➡️

You ever been able to just hear a video when you don’t have the sound on? “Shhhiii bruh… Elon isss wack… Im finna spit sum trufe. I aint bouta be playin’ You know deez whiiie boyyyzz”

Yeah, I bet that’s not her choice🤣🤣

Imagine

The men of the world breathe a collective sigh of relief 😅

Most guys can’t stand a chick plastered in fake crap from head to toe—hell, most women gag at it too! Jasmine Crockett’s on a one-way train to dried-up spinster town!