✨Jason Bateman's Closet Picks! ✨

kinda love that he’s choosing movies he HASN’T seen rather than just highlighting his favorite films

Yes.

There has to be a better way to say that.

You should really allow civilians to come thru and pick some. You could charge, even. Many of us would pay. 😏

The Three Colors trilogy really is fantastic.

The picks:

Wow Jason, you have been very neglectful of your film history. Get started son.

Jason: nice choices, but you need more Bergman, Buñuel and Tarkovsky.

The least cultured I've seen of these

HANEKE MENTIONED

Why does he keep talking about himself like he’s an auteur? Actor brain in full swing. Hes got the black tshirt and the glasses, stubble and shaggy hair. Where are his 3 scarves and his tiny coffee? Yet he’s never seen the colors trilogy, the most successful euro films in the US?

@alec_behan Barry Lyndon is great

homeboy is an everyman even when he isn't playing a part. Great stuff.

i still need to see Three Colors trilogy

@codihrhoades

Bateman has Paul Newman Daytona money??? @InflateTheRat

If this douchebag wasn't Jewish and allowed to play "pretend" professionally. He'd be in an alley sucking cock.

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This is me realizing he not only starred in Ozark but directed in it? What a beast

nom nom

Kudos for sincerity but cinephiles choices would be more entertaining

@grok what movies did he pick

Bro just literally went for free shopping

Fucking goat man

gawwwd this awful actor 🤦‍♀️

MOONSTRUCK YESSS

what are they putting in these closet picks where these man look so sexy

@carlquintanilla he’s not going to sleep with you, just because you both have TDS!

wof

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Look behind you!!!