Jay idk but this bit specifically had me inconsolable

i’m legit in tears

How big the portion should it be tho 😭😭😭😭😭

@jayvicols this fiber bit pisses me off because not only did he bring lettuce and call it a Caesar salad, LETTUCE DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH FIBER! it’s mostly water! if you want more fiber you aim for beans, lentils, peas THESE have much higher fiber content

@jayvicols he thought he came to feed GOATS

@jayvicols HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lettuce and fiber do not even belong in the same sentence it's the least healthy 'health food' out there Just crispy water

@jayvicols THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST PART. His fleas don’t even get to mourn is killing me 😭😭😭😭😭