JD Vance: "We're not at war with Iran."

Translation: We are at war with Iran.

Ask Iran if they’re at war with US.

He can't really admit it because they haven't involved Congress.

“We’re not at war with Iran,” he says, as cruise missiles fly and mushroom clouds bloom. Sure, JD – and I’m the Virgin Mary on rollerblades handing out rosaries at Burning Man.

based on vibes alone, it kinda feels like we are

If not war, then why war shaped?

So, why bomb them? That's Israel's fight.

Translation: WE ARE AT WAR WITH IRAN.

Hundreds of civilians were killed in the U.S. bombing of Iranian nuclear sites. The strikes—ordered by President Trump and targeting Fordow, Natanz, and Isfahan—were described as a “spectacular military success” by the administration, but Iran’s health ministry reports over 400 deaths and 3,000 injuries from Israeli and U.S. attacks combined. If that's not war, it just cold-blooded murder.

John Destroyer Vance is an idiot