Jeff Bezos falls face-first on national TV 🤣

🤔 I'm not EXACTLY CERTAIN HOW- But given "recent media trends"? I think that Jess Bezos just "kneeled to Hitler". 😲 LET'S SEE IF MSM & MSN "picks up the story"! 🤡

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Jeff Bezos talks about the morning routine of a billionaire.

Seriously

Here’s Jeff Bezos 😬 😆

He was kissing the sand like Katy Perry!

So what. You never had a fall. Poor quality shit posting .

In his defense, he stepped in a big hole. It happens. 🤷‍♀️ Glad he didn’t break anything.

His new wife will have to cheer him up.

He tripped over his hookers fake boobs. She LOVES her fake boobs. Her big giant fake lips are almost as big as her big giant fake boobs. She’s in the little space ship with her fake friends