jesus christ

giving myself an aneurysm over an indictment i havent read yet

"DON'T BE BAMBOOZLED BY THESE CABLE CHANNELS!" Services for Irony will be held Saturday at St. Marks.

obligatory

I was waiting for Lincoln to awkwardly walk out of the room.

I was actually expecting this video to end with a vein bulging in this forehead and him pass out in camera, but ok.

I’m pretty sure the “cable channel” he is ranting on is the only one that has had to pay hundreds of million dollars in fines for “bamboozling”

you can literally see his forehead get redder throughout the segment as he gets angrier

@owillis Mark needs to calm down or he’s gonna join Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh in the bad place.