Jesus Christ…

Wtf did I just watch?

I’m losing the will to live.

If your "perfect husband" is made of assault weapons, crappy clothes, and an ancient book of fairy tales, you really need to examine your life.

They just think they're SO clever with this crap.

Anyone else think this was going to a really dark place? "How to make the perfect husband" *Grabs a gun*

Everyone knows the real trick isn't assembling all of these random items, a gun, and a dog. It's the final touch of sprinkling it all with a lil dash of Joe Rogan's Alpha Brain to make the toxically masculine man of your dreams magically appear. 🤮🤮🫡👍

I know everyone keeps calling it "witchcraft" but she's going to proclaim it isn't because of the Bible and the assault weapon instead of crystals and a pentagram. Because I guess it's not real "witchcraft" when guns and shitty boots I bought at Walmart are involved. 🤷

Based as usual. Keep finding this gold for us!