Jews, we need to stop comparing ourselves to goblins

longer 5 minute version of this on youtube. big thank you to @chandlerjdean and his terrific show, Abolish Everything :)

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Brave

ty alex this is the first time i've ever talked publicly about being jewish

I have a saying: “you don’t have to step into every pair of shoes that fits you.”

That’s not Dracula, that’s Nosferatu. While his story a very close adaptation of Dracula’s (living in Transylvania, having the same abilities), they’re two distinct characters.

Nosferatu is an unauthorized adaptation of Dracula where they changed the names to avoid legal issues (they failed and were ordered to destroy every copy of the film, but some prints survived)

"No No Dracula's not Jewish he's just from the Balkans"

I’ll be honest, I’ve only ever read your writing and it’s sharp as a tack but you got good delivery too. I always thought of you as text funny and but you can make it translate. Good stand up.

i love to talk

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