Joe Lonsdale vs. the microphone.

@CigSmokingMill I’ve used cocaine before public speaking before. You think it’s gonna give you superpowers but it just makes you do stuff like this.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Jews are very nasty creatures. Many jews do weird shit like this, they also like snorting their snot loudly in public and picking their ass/crotch like they have crabs. Their disgusting inbred germs are everyone else’s problem.

I was about to do a supercut, ty for saving the time.

😭😭😭here’s no music one

You should have layered it with the Rick James sound clip

So many options!! 🤣🤣🤣

Probably the strangest thing I've seen in 2026.

What in the methhead tweaker is going on here.

@OwenShroyer1776 How much adderall did that guy take

My gawd, I hope they incinerated that mic!! Not even hospital grade disinfectants could save it!!!

@AlfredAlfer77 this Palantir founder was a mess last night 🤣🤣

@OwenShroyer1776 Oh, he’s on that good shit🤣🤣

Is it coke or is he just autistic and likes the smell of all the peoples scents on the mic?

He wanted to pick his nose so bad

Isn't this the dirtbag who more or less said he hates the homeless?

cc: @OwenShroyer1776

Did he have “crack” nose?

This flurry of snuffle-poasts is killing me. Too funny.

He needs a bathroom break to do another line or 2.

lol, dude needs to register under fara. Called him out and he blocked me. Coke head too. What a world

Ohhhgross. Human slug.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Noooooo Stopppp

@OwenShroyer1776 Comments here are so anti-coke-semitic! But it did have me wondering if that’s why their noses are so big, to be able to pick them with microphones.

@OwenShroyer1776 Is that one of them cocaine fones from the 80’s looks familiar

Ha! Great song. This does not look real. LOL

Sure looks like tweaking to me…

It was weird

@OwenShroyer1776 Making fun of someone with Tourette’s. What is wrong with you?

Coke is powerful

Gross. This is what handkerchiefs should still be a thing.

@OwenShroyer1776 Disgusting

Getting Joker vibes

High