John Mozeliak’s last opening day tmr

WE’VE PRAYED FOR THIS

I wouldn’t be so sure about that. Don’t be surprised if they just change that buffoon’s title to something more regal next year. Kinda like when he was upgraded from general manager to POBO.

our prayers have been answered

His replacement is also ass

Wrong, itll get postponed for rain and moved to Friday

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You’re going to be very upset next year when he’s invited back