John Pork? Close enough.

I eat my candy with John Pork and Beans

John Weezer The writer of the weezyist tunes

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m liking the humor. Hmm where’s Patrick?

I love u guys!! You are so funny

Who the fuck is this dude with glasses? I want Weezer

Not John pork 😭

John weezer

Kinda sad that even WEEZER doesn't recognize him! :)

Had a dream about you yesterday, Rivers. Hope you had one about me!

MY WORLDS COLLIDE

Also sick burn from his bandmates lol

Buddy Holly

@Billyonstreet1

Didn’t even use their pokeball to try to catch him

Rivers Coumo? Nah. He does look a bit like Buddy Holly, though.

Let’s get #WeMightAsWellBeStrangers trending! #RoadToViral

If it makes you guys feel better I’d know who @RiversCuomo was anywhere!!

@itspyrored solana:73jj6SFe9FKn6qqpaGwbSd7TL1sHheh3HqDo9RwA7BHB is on the menu

You are the best Rivers!!

you tube

this is so cringe cmon @RiversCuomo