JOSE. ALTUVE. THAT IS ALL. #BuiltForThis

My last load. I’m done…

Keep Booing Tuve.

Boo harder you fat bum ass crybaby bitch ass losers holy shit he owns your dogshit city

Please boo altuve in every game omg

The MF GOAT 🐐

If you told me before today that the Astros would put up ten runs in a single inning vs the Dodgers, I would have said you were on crack.

Nothing wrong with a little batting practice! 💀

ALTUVE‼️💥

Build the statue!!!