Just another day.

@chelseahandler single childless woman: [enjoys herself] republican thinktank dad: "FOR THE RECORD I WOULD NOT GIVE UP MY CHILD FOR A TRIP TO FRANCE AND A NAP"

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen, and also a reason for every young woman NOT to repeat your horrendous existence.

Being a parent can be difficult and painful but I would not trade being a father to my children for anything. My daughter just gave me a box of chocolate and flowers for Valentine’s. I’m the richest man for it. [Also retweeted]

i loved this video and then I saw all the defensive reactions below from people who can't stand the idea that parenting is optional and i loved it even more

You can’t hide your misery.

It would be difficult to concoct a more sad, selfish existence than the one you’ve just put forth.

I wouldn’t trade my beautiful, sweet daughter for all the “self love” in the world because you know what? “Self love” is just materialism & self-idolatry. It’s nothing. It’s empty. It’s vapor in the wind. But the tiny precious soul I’m shepherding? That’s eternal. It’s real love.

@jakeflanagin @chelseahandler God you are just the worst

Just another day of not being funny.

If you want to live a meaningless life void of courage and joy, that’s your right. But stop selling it to kids and young adults as if you’re happy with your life choices. You’re not. And most of us know it.