Just another reason why women live longer than men

“You’re done?” That was definitely his wife 💀

Women choose courtship, men pick wives. Women are conservative with who they date, men are conservative with who they marry. Women are picky when it comes to sex, men are picky when it comes to commitment. To be a wife you have to be selected. We need Fathers to teach this.

Ngl thought bro was cooked at this point

Once I saw the mullet I knew he was gonna be alright

😭

Was anybody else waiting for the manatee to body slam him?

“healthcare is cheap here” 😂

This could’ve ended tragically. I’m glad the seal got out of there okay

So he was going to punch animal that was in its own house, for why?

“They’re vegetarians” 😂😂😂