Just capitalise the interest, it’s that easy. 🏚️🚀

Banks probably shouldn't lend 6 mill to somebody who thinks the past participle of "raise" is "risen".

Isn’t it “rised” …? 🤡

@NDave69 pretty sure it's 'has rose'.

@plebcapital @NDave69 Raisin? Like this picture of for 4 rate raisins. “I don’t care if they keep raisin the rates, cos me property goes up 11.77 bajillion purse cent”

@ILikeMemesAndP1 @plebcapital They raisin rates, so I be pruning my portfolia.

This is the kind of guy that I will be buying my next house off at a steep discount at a mortgagee in possession auction. My only regret is I wont get to look him in the eye as I buy his broken dreams for pennies on the dollar.

lol monopoly money bruz that “valuation” is sinking by the day 🪦

The perfect 1 minute explanation of why financial crises occur.

A master class in linear thinking

Number big. Number only go up.

except for the fact that the market has dropped about 10-20% over the last year… a lot of houses selling for lower than their 2018 price

Hahaha what a dickhead. And what the value of that portfolio dropping as rates rise and the market slides…..has this young man googled negative equity yet?

That mirrored percentage symbol is the cherry on top.

He is struggling to pronounce portfolio but I’m sure he will be just fine

He’s about to get an old school lesson. He wasn’t born when the last credit crunch happened. High quality cashflow businesses struggled to get credit, let alone some property spruiker flea.

You continue to find the greatest minds in Australia

If you have a go, you get a go.

Can’t wait for morons like this to get back in here and explain how they went bust when the property value started decreasing by 10% a year It’s going to be glorious

The emperor has no clothing!

Does he work in private equity during the week?

Private credit ackchyually. Account Director for Bathla.

I look forward to Blake’s next tutorial when rates are another 1% higher and his $10m portfolio is with $7m

Burn it all down.

The biggest crime taking place here is how he says “portfolio” 🙃

This post shows why there is a cost of living crisis. Property growth> 6% year on year. But official inflation and interest rates less than 4%. Inflation is really around 6%. And if interest rates boosted to 8% and wages by 6% every year, houses be cheaper and wages double.!

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh my. Hope he does a recap soon.

Going to be comical when value drops.

This is parody

Who wants to tell him?🤔

What a knob ! Your property values have come down by 25-35%

You probably wouldn’t get anywhere near 10mill if you sold all your property portfolio…that’s the funny part.

Where do I sign up?

The only person who has permission to teach in shorts is a PE teacher.

famous last words

What’s left to even say

Hahaha and when albo crashes this market, you’re going bankrupt bro. Also bullshit you went up just under 12%, market is already getting smacked

Lol