Just doing my laundry then cafe peeps

Is that where Neil Diamonds shirt went?

This cunt would give victor meldrew a run for his money…

Fuck me he’s got Bea smiths frock on . Scrote

Yeah like Thailand and Asia 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

The burglar got burgled 😄

Bullshit you can very easily get an internal flight to Mexico City and then direct to Heathrow I know you can because I’ve done it 👍👍

Jesus you go on holiday & you post a video about your rapido wash, thank fuck no one sends post cards anymore, he’s would be longer than Apple’s Terms & Conditions

Daughter gets mugged for her Jekyll Rolex in one of London’s crime ridden borough’s ! You couldn’t make it up, dad of the year right there 🤦‍♂️

You wouldn’t get an esta mate