Just finished my cooncil painting course. Quotes available.

I was a decorator for 40 years,my motto was do it nice or do it twice.I worked for a company called Slapiton and Scarper

😂 Good name for my new paiting company

🤣🤣 it do be just like this.

Another lover of the craft. That shit aint easy. I just make it look easy.

Noo dae the plastering coorse, nae need tae prepare or strip aff wa paper, juist skim ower it.

Using that brush like a well honed Bob Ross from the joy of painting 😄

😂 Im a craftsman

I painted my nails. Now taking appointments

STOP trying to steal my punters. I am a craftsman.

Mate of mine did the painting for Glasgow council, used a big furry glove for painting miles of railings ,absolute genius , got the apprentices to do it in a fraction of the time , tradesmen sat on their arses for weeks 😁