Just got back from breakfast, got code changed on door

“You don’t know how to chirps a bird” Mate, the only bunk up you haven’t paid for in the last 2 years was the fat African mental health patient you met in a 24 hr supermarket at 4am on New Year’s Day

How’s he all of a sudden got all his gear back ? Pure set up that

You can’t get a bird you pay for it you soppy c@nt .. it’s all an act with you two !!! …

Does paying for prostitutes count as ‘chirpsing ladies’?

They are jealous how you pull birds 😂 Retard you are paying for it ,,, Glad you got your Garms back Be safe be lucky

Locking the gate after the horse has bolted

Sorry I think I missed what Willie said , can you repeat it again

Where did you get your clothes back from? Must think people are stupid. Absolute spud

Most boring series yet. Not enough cocaine and room marching

CHARM A Lady, ALL U BANG IS HOOKER You fucking plum.

Yamming, ting, garms. Is this parasite from south London our South Africa. He truly believes he is a ladies man, more Lilae a ladyboy.

Nasty people on here, and all he wishes everyone to be safe and lucky and all they do is lay into him!!

imagine thinking you need to chirps brasses 😂😂😂

Not the sharpest tool in the box

Thos guys a proppa sausage, id love to see the kind of people who are funding him.

Have you got your singlets back Dan? Because without them and your man bag, you is nothing bruv.

"Troll world",opposite Fraggle Rock

Skid stained boxers have been returned praise the lord .. Christ Redeemer must have been watching over you #muppetshow

Eggs? U smell like rotten egg