Just got into Y Combinator s26 with an agentic ai body count detector Lfg! Who wants to join our seed round? Try now link in comment

For anyone who actually wants to invest, this is just a parody project (at least for now)

@ycombinator Congratulations, will check the app and see the accuracy

@ycombinator 🥵

@ycombinator Free feedback from a test engineer turned founder.

@ycombinator And they say no ones innovating anymore

@ycombinator i got THE NUMBER

@ycombinator Someone gotta make the YC for trolling

@ycombinator I’m down. How to invest?

@ycombinator Just zelle me $20 for chipotle 🔥

@ycombinator I prefer to USPS the chipotle

@ycombinator 😳😳

@ycombinator Can I lead the seed round? I think i can generate $1000 valuation

@ycombinator

@ycombinator seed round followed immediately by crime scene tape

@ycombinator I wanna fund 10$ in this, i think this is really big deal 😂

@ycombinator Zelle me at 626-879-6767, minimum check size $20 so I can afford Chick-fil-A

@ycombinator Omg, the Goat 🐐 replied 😭

@ycombinator Congrats on getting into YC S26! 🔥 Agentic body count detector is such a clever use case. Love seeing these hyper-specific, practical agents getting built. How’s the accuracy looking in real-world tests? Planning to open source any part of it?

@ycombinator Bro is showing up on my fyp on every single app at this point 😭 but W content as always

@ycombinator does your entire marketing strategy for ditto just involve lying and embarassing yourself? lol

@ycombinator Bro wtf are you serious

@ycombinator Congrats on YC. Vision pipelines struggle with occlusion though, curious how you handle edge cases. Best of luck raising.

@ycombinator This is as useless as Cal Ai… I’m interested.

@ycombinator finally a startup solving real problems

@ycombinator Thads awesome 😎 congrats

@ycombinator I don’t need your software to tell that you’re still a virgin

@ycombinator big moment for humanity

@ycombinator congrats gang

@ycombinator preesh

@ycombinator so believable that I actually believed this for a second loll

@ycombinator mogged by my pfp

@ycombinator How the fuck did you get an angel investment from Sam Altman?

@ycombinator I like the numbers. Writing a check for $5

@ycombinator wait, what?

@ycombinator fr no cap ?

@ycombinator what the actual fuck

@ycombinator the larp never stop

@ycombinator 🥵

@ycombinator does agentic just mean making an API call

@ycombinator Yiu guys hiring?? @AllenWangzian