just saw this TikTok 😭

this tiktok being the reason why i tweeted that 🤭😂

some of the women in the video also wearing running shoes and shorts. the situation is dire.

And it’s all short shorts like I wanna be homophobic so bad.

I was like “ok what’s wrong with that?” Then this video put it into perspective 😭😭 The athletic shorts is what makes it bad.

"Why are gay men more attractive than straight men after 30"

The hottest club in Chicago is called LINE!

In their defense, they're wearing easy access clothes because they're gonna be taking off one or multiple of those pieces at some point (or multiple points) that night BEFORE they go home lol.

The types of gays who make being gay their whole identity down to wearing that “uniform” 🤢

Nothing in life is good enough to be waiting in a queue of that length.

In their defense, market days is outside and it is hot as hell when there are too many people around since there is no wind circulating

I thought they were doing a charity run or a marathon 😭😭 whatever happened to style and fashion??? Is the community not stylish anymore?

This is the line for a circuit party, not a club.

Isn’t market day like circuit stuff so they barely wear clothes anyway

Whack them again for me

Like why are you going to the gay club in straight guy drag

Lmao, I get why the idea came from (comfy for summer and easy to… remove? lol) but at this rate feels like a uniform 🙃

legend has it that there's a spawner at the whole foods in the west loop that they haven't been able to shut off for decades...

First time i’ve seen someone reposting a tiktok of a Burmese speaking gay man

Lmao the shirts are coming off once they’re inside!! Those are functional outfits

everyone douched and prepped with their panties pulled to the side but there ain't no prize for winning the non-chalant wars.

Cannot begin to comprehend caring this much about people wearing shorts and sneakers like???

Why are gays always wearing tank tops and shorts....they have no sense of style and look like carbon copys of each other...

@zzzaydrian What is market days??

In the ‘80’s, they were called “clones”.

They’re not even know how to dress anymore. It’s always shorts like carbon copies.

Ain’t no way I would’ve waited in that line

They’re all chopped too

Well, I wasn't wearing any of those things at market days

I’ve gone to the Eagle (non market days) and I bet that line took them 2-2 1/2 hours to get through..

@JOHNNYVERSAYCE Dress up people! Look nice for a club!